Luxury Swedish Chef

August 28, 2008 on 4:10 pm | In Other-Editorials, - Jauretsi |

This fashion spread kicks Kermie the Skater in the ass. I mean, look how effortlessly the Swede rocks his Versace. Our Greg helped work on other features in this issue with his razor-sharp booking skills (Read new actress Juno Temple inside).

(The Muppets’ Swedish Chef in POP, Fall 2008)

Best part is the interview. The chef (who claims he’s an Aquarius) doesn’t speak English, so Kermie serves as the translator for this interview:

POP: Which goes in first, the milk or the tea?

Chef: Voo der pfoodle smooten, un den dee plosker spliten smozzle flink, fur shure.

Kermie: The tea, then the milk, then the pinky finger for stirring.

Pop: Do you approve of fast food?

Chef: Vot dee hooey!? Noodee frisken fur de loopdee versk, yoobethca!

Kermie: No. The Chef prefers food that stands still.

Styled by Katie Grand

To see the whole series of creative Theological covers, go to Pop’s Fall 08 Covers.
J